August 16, 2010

Ramadan Joke

Two Christians were lost in the Sahara desert. One is David, the other is Michael. They were dying of hunger and thirst when they suddenly came upon an oasis, with what looked like an emirate with a mosque in the middle.

David said to Michael: "Look,let's pretend we are Muslims, otherwise we'll not get any food or drink. I am going to call myself "Mohammed."
Michael refused to change his name, he said:" My name is Michael, and I will not pretend to be other than but what I am Michael."

The Imam of the mosque received both well and asked about their names .
David said: "My name is Mohammed ."
Michael said: "My name is Michael."

The Imam turned to the helpers of the mosque and said: "Please bring some food and water for Michael only."
Then he turned to the other and said: "Well Mohammed I hope you are aware that we are still in the month of Ramadan."


Stacy aka Fahiima said...

Ha ha that's great!
Hope your fasting gets easier throughout the month. I love your idea of drinking throughout tarawih. I want to get a blender so I can make some yummy fruit drinks!

.::Tuttie::. said...

@Stacy. Alhamdulillah you liked the joke! OHHHH I so wanted to get a juicer for a while mainly because of all the food blogs I follow and because some of the sisters rave about theirs. I know childish but couldn't one theoretically do it with a blender as well? or am I kidding myself?

hispanic muslimah said...

Ramadan Kareem!

hispanic muslimah said...

ahahahaahaha! good one!