August 26, 2010

Imagine this...


Dear Mr. and Mrs Black New Yorican Family,


Your presence offends us, it brings down our property values and just pretty much offends us and what we stand for. We would like you to please NOT move in to our community and as a sign of unity you considering moving your place of residence a respectable distance from our community property line.  Thank you for your understanding and anticipated cooperation.


God Bless, (unless you don't believe in God, that's cool too...you heathens
Concerned Community 

ps. HAPPY KWANZAA and Cinco de Mayo!
٩(-̮̮̃•̃)۶٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶٩(-̮̮̃•̃)۶٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶٩(-̮̮̃•̃)۶٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶

THEY ARE RIGHT! Its not racist or bigoted at all. Its simply a nicely worded letter asking people who we disagree with that for the sake of unity they should capitulate. I mean if the majority of us are asking for it, its only the right thing for this family to do but to get up and move.  Oh, and it works for any other ethnic/minority group TOO! Here is a sample letter give it a try!

Dear Mr. and Mrs (insert controversial figures here),


Your presence offends us, it brings down our property values and just pretty much offends us and what we stand for. We would like you to please NOT move in to our community and as a sign of unity you considering moving your place of residence a respectable distance from our community property line.  Thank you for your understanding and anticipated cooperation.  
Your thoughts?

2 comments:

AlabasterMuslim said...

Wait, what? I think I missed something. Did someone seriously write this to someone? wowwww. May Allah swt guide them.

Irendi said...

I just had flashbacks to Lorraine Hansberry's "A Raisin In the Sun".

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