February 24, 2010

Halal Burgers induce Islam on unsuspecting diners

In the name of Allah, compassionate & merciful بِسْمِ اللهِ الرَّحْمنِ الرَّحِيمِ
Peace be with you السلام عليكم

So apparently eating Halal Burgers in France may induce Islam on you against your will. WATCH OUT!
First the country went through histrionics as parliamentarians bustled to ban the niqab — the face-covering garment only a few hundred Muslim women wear in this nation of 65 million people. Then came President Nicolas Sarkozy's push for a debate on national identity, a move that critics claimed stigmatized immigrants and Muslims. Now France is demonstrating what looks like a neurotic obsession with Islam — if not outright Islamophobia — as it frets over halal hamburgers sold in a handful of the 362 French affiliates of Franco-Belgian fast-food chain Quick.


♥Tiffany Nicole♥ said...

LOL! You sneeky, sneeky Muslims...I knew you really WERE trying to take over the world. I just didn't know it would be one burger at a time LMBO!!

I mean does France have nothing else to worry about like crime, or feeding the hungry....anything???

What next, dare I even ask??

.::Tuttie::. said...

LOL. I KNOW!! I actually didn't realized how easily people can be scared out of their pants. They have given up on feeding the hungry because it may be halal because...
"Many French commentators note that fast-food diners can't tell whether the meat they're eating is halal, kosher, or blessed by voodoo priests unless they're specifically told"

too risky.

Banana Anne said...

I love your "fail" tag, and this is most definitely a fail.

Texan after UAE said...

*rolls eyes* No surprise here. *goes and throws up* That's one country, I never wanna enter. What idiots! subhana'Allah

Sarah said...

can I have some fries wit dat?

Stacy aka Fahiima said...

Hmm one would think that health-conscious diners would be happy happy to get rid of the pork.

Candice said...

That's so ridiculous!

Hajar said...

They're getting paranoid over nothing! It's just a burger! A

Anyway, it's about time we take over them ... one burger at a time! LoL!